“Chaos, Cowbell & Closely Guarded Shenanigans.”

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🎸 Who broke a string… or a barstool
🧶 What sweater Jim knit for his mic stand this week
🎛️ How many pedals Drew definitely didn’t need (but bought anyway)
🍺 The latest breakthroughs in Mike’s bass-powered beer research
🚨 Whether Joe made it through rehearsal without setting off a smoke alarm

And yes… 👉 updates from Joe, our rhythm wrangler, who recently attempted to install active pickups in a blender… because apparently smoothies need more output.

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